and then, because we could use a smile...
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lizziebelleFrom my friend Jay, who says it is cooling off in Las Vegas. It's down to 104.
*****
Klingon Fairy Tales
BY MIKE RICHARDSON-BRYAN
- - - -
"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"
"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the
Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"
"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"
"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal
With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"
"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"
"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor,
Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"
"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"
"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never
Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"
"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"
"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the
Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"
*****
Klingon Fairy Tales
BY MIKE RICHARDSON-BRYAN
- - - -
"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"
"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the
Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"
"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"
"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal
With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"
"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"
"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor,
Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"
"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"
"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never
Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"
"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"
"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the
Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"
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Date: 2007-09-11 03:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-09-11 03:55 pm (UTC)Can I get that as a bumper sticker...in Klingon? Just to prove my geekiness?
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Date: 2007-09-11 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-12 02:49 am (UTC)Snow White is my kinda gal.