I'd like to wake up now, pleez

[lizziebelle]

I'm still stuck in the Twilight Zone. Maybe there's a hellmouth underneath my apartment building?

I was just taking out the trash, minding my own business, when one of my neighbors (all of my neighbors are weird, have I mentioned that?) asked me if I was into Wicca. Well, anyone can tell by my bumper stickers that I am. I don't go out of my way to hide it, you know? So she says she's a Druid. That she has 'visitors' in her apartment (one is a cat. hmmmmm....). There used to be a house here, she says. I must have had a bad day, because my aura is green. She knows when people are going to die (this must be some new branch of Druidry of which I was previously unaware). She's never heard of Ellen Evert Hopman (local semi-famous druid). I told her that she should put salt over her doorway and windows, and try some grounding exercises. Oh, I do yoga, she says.

*smacks forehead*

Immersing myself in Star Trek now.

Comments

[perseph12.livejournal.com]

The best crazy interactions only seem to happen when you are doing something mundane like riding a bus or taking out the trash.

AND HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A DRUID AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THINGS LIKE SALT?!?

Star Trek cures all. *Nods*

[isabelladangelo.livejournal.com]

Yes, let's never mind that the druids weren't "seers" or anything like that, but rather the governmental branch of the tribe, used to go between the clans and were more of a "judge" type ...whoops, rambling.

I guess she never saw "Hocus Pocus"? They discuss salt a great deal in that movie. :-)

[bettyw.livejournal.com]

I think she needs this song...
Partial lyrics for the non-link-following:
I Can See Your Aura, and It's Ugly
(Mark Graham)

I've done lots of spiritual healing
I'm in touch with all my feelings
I've read palms and read the stars for kings and queens,
And I hate to bum you out, but you have without a doubt
The ugliest aura that this poor boy's ever seen

chorus: 'Cause I can see your aura and it's ugly...